Not the Bradys XXX

Presented for your consideration from XPlay/LFP is Not The Bradys XXX, a parody of a well-known sitcom that ran on mainstream TV in the late '60s-early '70s.

The deliberately sitcom-lame script has the "kids" taking jobs to help the family through a rough patch as dad's architecture firm faces a six-month break before his next project.

Oldest daughter Marcia (Hillary Scott) answers a classified ad for "figure models" from "Chatsworth Models." She ambles onto a set, not noticing the blowjob in progress nearby, and strips down for Polaroids before meeting up with friend Katie (Jasmine Byrne) who tells her not to worry, "It's only sex." Marcia spilts, missing brother Bobby (Mikey Butders) having an on-camera set-to with Katie.

A scheme to make money washing cars leads to daughter Cindy (Leah Luv) learning how to make big money the hard way with Kurt Lockwood. Lockwood says that with her pigtails and braces she has the barely-legal thing going, but when he points his dick at her mouth she pulls away, saying "Are you crazy?!?? ... I have to take my rubber bands off first."

When Marcia's nude Polaroid turns up at the family homestead, she's got some explaining to do. She explains that somebody took a picture of her while she was changing into a swimsuit at the Y. Problem solved.

Everybody gets it on in this vid, even Mom and Dad, and that never happened on TV, boy. Marcia even shoots a sex scene with stepbrother Greg (Benjamin Brat) in her room, leading to a clever payoff.

Amusing side trips between the sex scenes include maid Alice telling the parents about the girls' sex-toy collection, and mom and dad wondering about Jan (Aurora Snow) not having social skills while she's in the backyard getting busy with new boyfriend Tee Reel.

Excellent production values, including the girls' bubblegum-pink bedroom and the soundstage-fake backyard. Also, a clever in-joke use of the LFP building as an establishing shot for "Chatsworth Models."

Starring Hillary Scott, Alana Evans, Aurora Snow, Leah Luv, Lynn LeMay, Jasmine Byrne, Veronique Vega, Paulina James, Mike Horner and Ron Jeremy.

Directed by Will Ryder.

Extras include three BTS segments, two about the video and one about the soundtrack; interviews with Hillary Scott, Alana Evans, Aurora Snow and Will Ryder; and trailers.