This Aint Game of Thrones

Don’t worry. Even if you don’t follow the actual HBO series based on George R.R. Martin’s series of fantasy novels, you can still understand this Hustler parody. Why? Because no matter how much money the big shots at over at 8484 Wilshire might have spent on knightly/Medieval/caveman-looking costumes ’n’ fancy-shmancy sets, it’s still all about the suckin’ and fuckin’. And, while there are a number of good-looking broads here, unfortunately the sex, on the whole, is pretty tepid. Ultimately, however, you’ll be impressed with the blowjobs themselves AND the Marie McCray porking at the movie’s cunt-clusion.

The most impressive blowjobs? They’re provided by Amanda Tate, McCray and, especially, MILF Brandi Love, who not only likes to choke on cock, but hornily lathers Alec Knight’s prick with her famished, probing lips and tongue.

And, yes, the last scene with McCray and Evan Stone — humorously playing a dwarf — is totally worth waiting for. As a munchkin, Stone is hilarious (in Toulouse-Lautrec fashion), trying at one point to, hopelessly, hop onto a bed to bang the phenomenal-looking McCray. We eventually cut to a shot of him getting a superb no-hands McCray BJ, before licking Marie’s succulent twat and (no doubt) perfume-filled anus. That’s all gloriously followed by the spoon, cowgirl, reverse-cowgirl, and doggie positions, with the latter providing a few pussy farts free of charge. Yes! If anything, “This Ain’t Game of Thrones XXX” is for hardcore fans/geeks of the HBO series to anal-retentively place (still wrapped!) in their memorabilia collection. Porn chowhounds? Again, view it for the three mentioned suck-offs and the animated McCray lickin’ ’n’ stickin’. ‘Nuh said.