TSA Your Ass Is In Our Hands

There have been several complaints of sexual harassment at the hands of Transportation Security Administration officials over the last year, most notably April's claim by a former Miss USA that a TSA agent "touched my vagina." To ensure that American citizens aren't terrorists, TSA agents are authorized to do full body searches and beautiful women just happen to fit the profile of likely terrorists. So TSA was due for a porn send up and if their agents searched vaginas with the techniques demonstrated in this movie, their only complaints would be from hapless husbands who would be left wondering why their wives wanted to fly everywhere all of a sudden.

Director/performer Evan Stone turns TSA into the Keystone Cops, establishing a comedic atmosphere that keeps the movie moving briskly from sex scene to sex scene while terrorists continue to carry guns through security. Amia Miley plays the only TSA agent who takes her job seriously and ends having a nervous breakdown that results in her grabbing a traveler and fucking him in front of everyone to prove that she has just as much disregard for civil liberties as the rest of the team.

She maintains her uptight character throughout her sex scene, snapping orders as she sucks cock and warning the passenger that he better fuck her good if he knows what's good for him. And Diamond Kitty turns in a ferocious bathroom sex scene that isn't funny, just very, very, sexy.