This Ain't Cougar Town XXX

Attention “Cougar Town” fans. It’s time to stop playing penny can, gather up the cul-de-sac crew, pour some red into Big Carl, and watch Hustler Video’s spoof of the hit ABC sitcom (If those references don’t mean anything to you, don’t worry; Dylan Ryder is beautiful and redefines the slogan “must-see TV”).

If, however, you are a fan of the show, don’t expect the whip smart dialogue and nuanced performances you’re accustomed to finding on Wednesday nights at 9:30 (check your local listings). Instead, chuckle at the visual send-ups director Stuart Canterbury provides — i.e. Ryder, as Jules Cobb, critically checking out her body in a mirror. The scene is a nod to the series’ pilot episode where Jules is feeling insecure about being in her forties. Of course, here, Jules realizes she’s got a banging body and proceeds to flick her bean.

Also hot: Emma Mae as Jule’s son’s girlfriend. The slender blonde impresses both physically and acting-wise, despite having a minor role.