Cheesy acting and wink nods to the camera aside, I couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of a guy sticking his dick through a box of scalding hot pizza in an attempt at coercing sex from the ladies.
One of my favorite stars, the curvy Mia Bangg, gets a visit from the Big Sausage Pizza guy and she invites him inside to give him a tip. When she finally comes back with the cash, our intrepid pizza man opens the box to reveal his erect penis.
Like any lady in porn does when someone whips out a schlong, she drops to her knees and "sucks on the sausage." The pizza box is eventually removed and, thankfully, she wraps her big naturals around his pole and titwanks him. She bends over the couch and bets shucked doggystyle. After her pussy gets eaten and dicked again in missionary, she gets a cumshot to the face.
Megan Joy orders her Big Sausage Pizza, and when the dick is revealed she, too, also gets right down to sucking (looks like someone knew exactly what she was ordering). He fucks her big tits, she rides him reverse cowgirl, then sucks his rod some more, getting it nice and slippery for more reverse cowgirl. The two of them engage in some deep doggystyle dickin' and missionary before the inevitable facial blast.
It's fun to watch the first time or two, but the one note joke gets old pretty fast, especially when it's delivered the same way each time (no pun intended). Some effort to differentiate the scenarios would've helped this flick a lot. Each scene was only a slight deviation from the last, as if the cast and crew were playing the "Telephone" game.
Starring Vivian West, Danielle Dere, Daryn Darby, Sindy Lang, Megan Joy and Mia Bangg.
Extras include photo gallery.
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