For Love, Money, Or A Green Card

For Love, Money, Or A Green Card
Now this flick has a premise that is fun and unique (for porn at least) and I highly enjoyed it.

Roxy Jezel plays British fashion designer Vivian and Vivian has a problem. She is being pursued by an irritating INS agent (Nina Hartley) and she's afraid she'll be deported.

Her incredibly sexy friends Avy Scott and Katie Morgan attempt to help her stay in the country by trying to find her a guy to marry.

Of course, this is all precursed by the crumbling relationship Jezel is already involved in. Mr. Pete is what you'd call the typical (more like stereotypical) male, who'd much rather be enjoying the game than porking his hottie. But since this is porn, he naturally gets to do both. After losing game of poker at the beginning of the flick, Vivian manages to get his attention away from the football game long enough to rip open her top and remove her skirt, fingering her pussy. She drops to her knees and jerks his wood off and blows him, then bends over the couch and he fucks her hard doggystyle, then sidesaddle, then cowgirl. After some more furious pounding reverse cowgirl and missionary, he cums on her face. All appears to be well here, but then he's right back to the game. Fed up with his insensitivity, she kicks him out of the apartment.

We then cut to Randy Spears, who plays Thomas, a rather prudish individual that reminds me a bit of Kevin Spacey in American Beauty, but without the predilection for teenage cheerleaders. We intercut between both character's morning rituals with neat split-screen action, and they couldn't be more night and day. Can you say "foreshadowing!"

Anyway, this flick has a lot more story than what you're probably expecting, but it's definitely interesting, though the acting isn't consistent throughout. The writing however, is great and Stormy Daniels show's why she's an award-winning, writer/director dynamo.

We're treated to the luscious and buxom Avy Scott getting a juicy tongue-lashing from her girlfriend Kinzie Kenner and Avy returns the favor with a nice clit-slurping, cunt-fingering effort. After licking Morgan's asshole, she gets her clit licked while working her pussy with a curved shiny dildo. Strap-ons are brought into the mix and Avy fucks Kenzie hard in the pussy, then gets the curved dildo in her asshole.

It may seem like there isn't enough sex in this movie, but it's just an illusion, as it's really just the fact that this movie actually has a story that consists of more than just 30 second filler.

After some horrible attempts at being setup by Katie, Vivian eventually meet's Thomas, who surprisingly enough, agrees to marry her. Well, all that polar opposites setup from before comes to a head here, and things are looking good at all. Will our couple manage to get along and find true love, or will Vivian be forced to head back home. I'm not telling, but we're treated to some great sex before the credits roll.

Gia Paloma gets a nice deep dickin' by Tommy Gunn. She sucks his cock, gets bent over for some serious doggystyle pounding, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, and gets her luscious huge melon's fucked before she jerks his wad off in her mouth.

In either case, this film has a nice balance of story, humor, and sex, and is a winner in all way, shape, or form. Definitely worth a purchase.

Starring; Roxy Jezel, Avy Scott, Gia Paloma, Katie Morgan, Kinzie Kenner, Randy Spears, Nick Manning, Mr. Pete, and Tommy Gunn.

Directed by Stormy Daniels

Extras include bonus scene, making of, bloopers, photo galleries, star galleries, trailers, promotional materials, Wicked DVD catalog, and DVD-Rom materials.

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