Playgirl Presents: Hot Caress

Being that this is only my second Playgirl review, I admit to still having mixed feelings when I watch these flicks.

On the one hand, the focus is almost entirely on the dreamy studs rather than the dreamy women, and as such, there are plenty of shots of oily, muscled bodies and low-dangling peckers. Yep, I know. My fellow heterosexual males have all just bristled in their seats. I felt that disturbance in the Force, too.

But on the other hand, the chicks are soooo hot that they're easily worth fast-forwarding through a few shots of pecs and nads to get to.

I look at it this way: If you're a guy that can't seem to talk his lady into watching porn (and let's face it, lesbian stuff probably won't do the trick since she knows you're still only watching that for you), then these Playgirl features might just do the trick.

My fiancee's main complaint is always that "the guys in porn are fugly." Playgirl has that taken care of, so not only do I get to ogle the hot women, but my fiancee can get her motor running thanks to the ripped dudes. We're in a win-win situation for once! Approaching this review from that perspective helped me walk away with a better overall idea of the flick.

So how, then, is the content? It's quite good, actually.

There's a dirty dance that turns into horizontal (and vertical, and bent over a bed) polka. Then we have Gianna Michaels (dubbed by me "The Tittyfuck Queen of the 21st Century") getting her pussy eaten as she sucks and fucks on a mattress in the middle of an empty warehouse.

There's a lurid, steamy romp in one of the most beautiful pool areas I've ever seen (there are waterfalls and exotic flowers all over the place; this ain't the pool in your backyard).

There's a sultry narrator who sets up each scenario, which is rather nice.

The downside? The chances are good that the guys in this flick are far, far better looking than you are. Which reminds me, if you'll excuse me, I have hit the gym ...

Starring Anthony Hardwood, Brad Baldwin, Jean Val Jean, Johnny Castle, Manuel Ferarra, Mario Rossi, Niko Sergio, Ashley Long, Gianna, Isis Love, Janet Alfana, Jasmine Byrne, Mandy Bright, Penny Flame, Roxanne Hall, Sydnee Capri and Tyler Faith.

Extras include dark stares, Men of the Cave: Elton, behind the scenes, Love Inside music video, photo gallery, Playgirl TV trailers, Playgirl Promo Reel, web info and DVD-Rom content.