It's Not You (It's Me)

The wackiness isn't that a woman's willing to leave her man for another woman; no, it's in the premise that their relationships are unfulfilled. If they were truly that boring, I sure couldn't tell. The way Eva writhes with pleasure as her guy eats and fingers her twat before she pushes him off to devour his manhood was contrary to what I'd call "boring." But hey, maybe she really likes to live on the edge.

In either case, the narrative was secondary to the boffing which, if you couldn't tell from the paragraph above, is impressive. Eva and Cassidy are two of my favorite adult stars (especially Cassidy; unfortunately, she rarely does guy/girl scenes anymore), so having them headline was a major plus in my book.

After some insanely intense shagging in a snazzy loft (and a hilarious slow motion cumshot, complete with an equally hilarious slow motion "Yeeaaaaaaaah!" from the guy as if we're suddenly in an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie), we are suddenly thrust into a scene with Puma and Marcus (which turns out to be a naughty movie that Cassidy is watching).

After some BJ and breast action, Puma gives Marcus a brief handjob before taking it on the bed and also receiving a slo-mo cumshot to the chest … which only reinforces the notion that slo-mo cumshots are comedy gold. It also left me marveling at how, even within the movie's reality life imitates art.

Cassidy gets so worked up that she squirts. Twice (thankfully, though, not in slow motion).

The movie's barely held together by the plot (which only kicks in halfway though) and, honestly, I didn't care one bit. The sex is so beautiful to behold that my mind wouldn't let me focus on anything else.

Thus, it does its job well. And the five bonus sex scenes don't hurt things, either.

Starring Cassidy, Eva Angelina, Naomi and Puma.

Directed by Will Bice.

Extras include positions room, Vivid Girl extras, photo galleries, Vivid previews and web info.