Fresh Young Asses

Fresh Young Asses
You know, there are times when watching certain porn that I have to wonder why the females of our species even bother with us males. We can be such incredible assholes that it's a wonder the women of the world didn't rebel and pull a 300, casting newborn baby boys into a dank pit, to be rid of their nuisance once and for all.

Harsh, I know, but there is a reason for my madness, there really is.

Within the first five minutes of this flick, one of the lovely ladies is being forced to do oral so hard that her eyes are watering. Let me repeat that: her fucking eyes are watering. And believe me, they were not tears of joy. She looks up at the guy with mascara smeared eyes and he cackles gleefully, at which point he begins to fuck her mercilessly (which she actually enjoys, so no problems from me there). But the tone -- and my mood -- was set in the first five minutes.

I will not be kind to Anton Slayer or his male actors because of this. This isn't the first time I've seen this type of thing in his films, and it isn't the first time I was highly irritated -- and disturbed -- by it. Talk about killing my hard-on. He took my woody, shoved a shotgun in it's mouth and pulled the trigger.

I'm surprised they didn't just name the damn flick Gaggy: The Adventures of Choking Pornstars. And worst of all, the cover is so sparkly and bubbly that it's completely deceptive; it makes things look as if this is going to be a nice, fun ride.

Unless you enjoy that sort of thing, pass this film up.

Starring Angeline Marie, Harmony, Poppy Morgan, Kelli Brooks and Brook Haven.

Directed by Anton Slayer.

Extras include photo gallery, cast bios, web info, behind the scenes, and previews.

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Bill Stallings