Porny Monster

Porny Monster
Chapel Waste sits in her apartment watching Joanna's Angels and wishing out loud that she could be just like Angel. Suddenly the screen wipes from right to left and an outraged Angel screams, "This is my movie! I'm supposed to be in the first scene!"

You're in Joanna Angels' world now; sit back and enjoy the ride.

For example, she has the balls to cast a nearly bald chick (Chapel Waste) in a title and she somehow gets away with it. Waste is startlingly beautiful with her green mohawk and Tank Girl snarl, and her raw sensuality really shines through in the flick. Kudos to Angel for thinking outside of the box and for stretching the boundaries of sexy a bit.

Porny Monster follows an overly enthusiastic fan who slowly begins taking Angel's life over, one cock at a time. It's All About Eve by way of Sid and Nancy.

One memorable early scene involves Angel tutoring Waste in the ways of her world as a rather large man (who resembles film geek Harry Knowles, if you can imagine that) listens in on the conversation. Angel describes her life as such: "I party, and I fuck ... and I eat sometimes. Sometimes I sleep." Sounds like a pretty fuckin' great life to me.

Chapel eventually becomes so extremely addicted to fucking that Angel determines to starve her of it once and for all in a well-directed scene wherein she and her boyfriend (James Deen) steadfastly deny Waste the D; the dynamics and subtleties on display are sublime, and the cast shows great comic timing.

So how's the sex? Let's see: Deen and a friend double bang a pink-and-blonde haired Jade Jolie in a club restroom as his girlfriend waits outside, then she and Chapel go in and blow a guy through the glory hole in the wall. There's a great moment when Waste leans in to tenderly kiss the it as it retreats into the darkness like a Navy SEAL after a mission.

Tommy Pistol, playing DJ Tommy Pistol, an exaggerated version of himself, is hilarious. Despite his lack of talent on the turntables, he manages to get the stunning Asian performer Lystra to fuck him in the booth even as he bungles his first professional gig. But with a beauty like Lystra on your jimmy, who gives a shit about spinning, really? His "bang bang, bang bang, bang bang all over your face" as he pops is classic.

Fans of alt porn won't wanna miss this one.

Directed by Joanna Angel.

Starring Joanna Angel, Chapel Waste, Pixie Pearl, Jade Jolie, Whisky, Lystra, Tommy Pistol and James Deen.

Extras include Making a Monster: Behind the Scenes of Porny Monster featurette, Let's Talk About (Ass) Sex featurette, When Pornstars Go Badfeaturette, DJ Tommy Pistol Music Video, slide show, VCA trailers, Hustler trailers, sex talk and internet access.

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