Stacy Valentine: 4 on 1

The films themselves are nothing to write home about in terms of story and narrative, but however, the sex is well executed.

Overall, I found the compilation entertaining, sexy, and well worth the purchase price. The only negative is the lack of any bonus features.

Below are brief summaries of each of the 4 movies:

My Horny Valentine, starring Tony Tedeschi and, of course, Stacy Valentine, loosely cobbles together the story of a guy (Tedeschi), who meets a lovely girl named Stacy (Valentine, natch) while helping her move into her new neighborhood. His friend (Peter North, master of the mortar-fire popshot) agrees to help him land this dream woman, despite his denial that he's fallen in love again. Valentine, however, is sick and tired of getting hit on by guys whenever she moves to a new place, and is even more worried about what people think when it comes to the subject of her profession (she's an exotic dancer).

The movie tends to lose its focus during the entire middle section, degenerating into a bunch of random sex scenes that have no ties to the core tale. And the story's predictable, with Tony and Stacy winding up together in the end -- it turns out that he doesn't care at all that she's a stripper.

Femme Covert follows a middle-class guy (well played by Tony Tedeschi) who laments both his marriage and his overall existence. I'll admit, the story didn't grip me in the least. The sex, on the other hand, was really, really good. The female cast is sexy (though quite a few silicone enchanced ladies abound). And of course, the film features a happy ending (in more ways than one, wink wink).

Stupid Cupid is the tale of the love-bringer from Greek mythology, who's far behind in his duties as the purveyor of mortal love. He finds his job even more difficult as he has no love of his own. His lord, Jupiter, however, is unswayed and demands that Cupid fill his quota within two days or else.

Cupid appears to be drunk throughoutout the movie (is this what they mean by Stupid Cupid?), and the film consists of the inebriated fellow randomly shooting people with his arrows. They then go off and have steamy sex. Cupid ends up taking part in the action himself (which is what we bloody well expected to begin with).

Victoria Falls follows the story of star-crossed lovers who meet up again in Africa, of all places, after many years of separation. Naturally, they engage in a torrid adventure of sexuality and repressed lust.

Unfortunately, things don't start off that way: Mark and Victoria don't kick things off on the best of terms. Victoria hates Africa, and Mark thinks she's a spoiled brat. Things eventually change when Mark finds interest in Victoria's sexy and sultry friend, Ursula. Victoria gets jealous (and, to boot, she's a virgin). Ursula fixes this, and Mark and Victoria happily wind up together. I found their sex scene great, if humorous (for a virgin, she sure knows what she's doing).

Starring: Stacy Valentine, Sydnee Steele, Chase Stevens, Neena, Crystal Taylor, Julia, Diane, Jordan Lee, Charlie, Leeanna Heart, Zasu Knight, Melissa Hill, and many, many more.