Dan gives us a double dose of Sandra Romain -- she starts off with an oral scene, and then returns for a full-on sex scene. Romain has what I refer to as "knowing eyes" -- like she knows way more than she's letting on -- and it's a real turn-on watching her work.
Dan goes to work on Candace Von next, going for a bit of breast banging before she straddles him, those same breasts bouncing up and down hypnotically. For a moment, things went blank and, when I came to, my wallet was missing. That's quite a scam you've got going there, Dirty Dan!
April Blossom is a 60s-style pixie who shows up in a neon green dress that would have made Twiggy proud. She resembles a much cuter Bjork, her thick eyebrows and adorable button nose giving her the look of the girl-next-door-gone-bad. She entertains us with lots of bending and teasing before revealing her pudgy, beautiful cameltoe. Divine.
Kelly Wells gets into her scene with the wild abandon of a woman who knows what she wants ... and gets it. Her spontaneous dirty talk is both startling and really hot. It borders on Tourette's -- albeit sexy Tourette's -- and she belts the dirty talk out with the best of them.
The best scene in the bunch is the threesome with Alexis and Destiny. Threesomes tend to be unbalanced -- usually one girl throws herself into the scene while the other watches. With Alexis and Destiny, though, both of them plunge into the fray for a double-dose of goodness.
The film wraps up with a nice poolside pickup scene with Jessie Castro, who smiles and taunts Dan before letting him take her. It's a fitting capstone to an excellent gonzo release.
Directed by Dirty Dan.
Starring Sandra Romain, Kelly Wells, Alexis, Destiny, Jessie Castro and Candace Von.
Extrasinclude behind the scenes footage and popshot access.
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