Jack's Teen America: Mission 16

A lot of gonzo takes itself way too seriously, but Mission 16 is a fun disk, filled with a lot of goofy banter between Jack and his "cameramen" -- in actuality the male stars of the scenes -- as they search for Jack's Teen America candidates.

Alicia Angel starts the show with some splendid dirty talk as she goes down on a very hung German guy. She's very noisy and vocal throughout her entire scene, muttering naughty snippets as she bobs wildly up and down. Great opening scene.

Next up, Riley Mason knocks on Tommy Gunn's door with the intention of bumming a smoke but ends up his willing sex slave, allowing him to handcuff and gag her while he has his way. Despite sounding as kinky as all hell, the scene is merely so-so until Gunn positions Mason on the floor so she can watch him take her from behind in the full-length wall mirror. Reinvigorated, Mason turns on the charm and the scene sparks up.

Tiffany Rayne shows up early for her interview and, joking about what she's willing to do to win a coveted spot on the site, decides that giving the Teen America interview team sexual favors just might do the trick. Surprise, surprise, she's in!

Texas Presley is an impressive sight, sporting a sexy plaid driving cap and a shock of red and blue tattoos down her right arm. She's the ultimate friend-with benefits -- that tomboy girl you know who talks about muscle cars and comic books but still gives some mean head. Hers is the best scene on the disc.

And finally, Katja Kassin shows up for a fairly standard scene (which is admittedly rare for her). There are days you'd rather not have to schlep it in to work, and this looks like one of them. It feels everyone's being forced to do the scene. Not a turn-on.

Rant:

Does anyone in the adult industry know what a vagina is anymore? I like anal scenes as much as the next guy, but come on! In almost every scene, the performers go straight past the vagina, do not collect $200. Has vaginal intercourse become a thing of the past in adult films?!? It's the cradle of life, porn producers! Show it some love!

End rant.

Directed by Robby D.

Starring Alicia Angel, Riley Mason, Katja Kassin, Texas Presley, Tiffany Rayne, Chris Charming, Scott Nails and Tommy Gunn.

Extras: Motion chapter index, cum-shot recap, slide show/ photo gallery, 5.1 digital surround sound, 16x9 widescreen format, trailers, no regional encoding.