Porn Wars: Episode I

Porn Wars: Episode I
It's a geek's dream come true: an adult film based on the classic trilogy ... too bad it features acting on par with the films that inspired it. Some impressive set design and special effects work make up for the bad accents everyone has, and I loved how the heroes’ weapons were upside down dildos with laser blades that emitted from their bases.

In a galaxy far, far away, the valiant Jodi Knights battle against the oppressive Seth army, and, of course, the sexual fate of the universe hangs in the balance. The Seth army is actively pursuing the Jodi Knights, who have disbanded their group and scattered their numbers throughout the galaxy so as to remain as hidden as they can from their enemies.

That’s about as far as the plot goes (the filmmakers didn’t bother to name the characters – even in the end credits).

There's a great nod to the classic Mos Eisley cantina scene, complete with a vast array of alien characters, and my favorite moment had to be during the lesbian scene (every geek’s fantasy) when the evil Seth goddess seduced a female Jodi Knight, and, coaxing her to lie back, summoned a dildo to her hand using only the force.

Not a classic by a long shot, but worth watching if you're a sci-fi geek (or perhaps a fan of the oldie but goodie Flesh Gordon). With two sequels promised to follow, let’s hope that they follow the template and outdo the original.

Starring Nikki Ryder, Victoria Swinger, Sandra Parker, Tera Bond, Mya Diamond and Liz Honey

Extras include multiple language translations, subtitles, behind-the-scenes featurette, a backstage photobook, a movie photobook, a parental lock, trailers and no regional encoding.
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