The pairing of food and sex has been depicted in history and culture for as long as we can remember. In “The Black Series,” Argentinian artist Mondongo uses cookies and biscuits to recreate pornographic images. And there are film scenes we can all vividly remember, like the lesson on sex education via a carrot in “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” (1982), the unforgettable classic honey-and-cherry combo from “9½ Weeks” (1986), the warm and freshly-baked love scene in “American Pie” (1999) or the full-body ice cream sundae in “Varsity Blues” (1999). Different generations have each been raised on visuals fed by mainstream media that continued into sexual adventures and experiments of our own.
As Alicia Silverstone says in the iconic coming-of-age comedy “Clueless” (1995), “Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex. And anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.” So, for your next cam show, consider adding some foodie to your nudie content.
If you aren’t a master chef, things such as frosted cupcakes, ready-to-serve cakes, ice cream sundaes and pies are great options.
KICKIN’ IT UP A NOTCH
A dinner date with the anticipation of “dessert” gets everyone’s mouth watering, and food fetishes are a kink at the top of many lists. Phallic foods like bananas, cucumbers and eggplants are often used as a metaphor for the penis. This is much the same way a juicy peach and a variety of melons symbolize a vagina and breasts. Long story short, each one of these could make a delicious addition to your cam show, so try incorporating them.
HEY GOOD LOOKIN’, WHATCHA COOKIN’?
Give your shows added flavor by utilizing social media posts or polls to ask your fans, followers and viewers to curate their own customized menu ready to fill their sexual appetite. Keep in mind that, prior to doing a cooking or food show, it’s always a good idea to plan ahead, as things can get quite messy in more ways than one. Items to keep on hand: towels to cover seated areas and the floor, a damp cloth, a bowl of warm water for cleansing, and something into which you can discard any unwanted or used items for quick clean-up. The last thing you want is a mess and sticky fingers.
SERVIN’ THE MAIN COURSE
Now that you have planned ahead and are well prepared, it’s time to serve up what they have been waiting for. Let your viewers have a piece of your sweet cherry pie; just be safe and avoid hot surfaces.
First of all, you may want to purchase a sexy apron from sex shops or novelty stores, online or locally. Amazon has a wide variety of inexpensive and playful options, and the naughtier the better. This is a great way to have fans anticipating what is underneath while you prepare and encourage them to undress you.
You’ll get brownie points if you have a “live touch” Lovense connected toy too during your cooking extravaganza. Think of this as their own personal timer or buzzer to tease you under your apron while you whip something up.
If you aren’t a master chef, things such as frosted cupcakes, ice cream sundaes, ready-to-serve cakes and pies are great options to make. Keep in mind, you will want to prepare something that isn’t too time-consuming, yet is still sexy to eat.
Can’t take the heat and you’d rather not be in the kitchen? Then frozen treats are ideal. Think about a popsicle … slowly melting with juices flowing all over. Fresh fruit and whipped cream is another great option, while syrup and honey are a very sticky but quick alternative.
Did you know cherries are proven to help boost libido in men and women? Vitamin A boosts testosterone and estrogen levels, while vitamin C boosts sexual appetite and increases men’s semen volume. So you can get your sexual health kick and share some fun foodie facts with your fans.
These are just a few ways to give ’em a show in the kitchen — and a lesson to remember. It’s practically guaranteed to make them come back for seconds!
Johnny Diamond is senior account manager at camming platform CAM4. Follow him @JDiamondXXX on Twitter and contact johnny@cam4.com for more information.
