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Selling Comedy With Orgasms on Cam

Selling Comedy With Orgasms on Cam

Greetings, earthlings! My name is Dahlia Luxxx, the queen of soft curves and dark edges. I like to strut the fine line between tantalizing fantasies and the wonderfully weird.

In the world of camming, you don’t have to be what they want you to be; you don’t even have to be yourself. You get to be whoever and whatever you want, at any time. Everyone has a character they’re playing on cam — mine just does taco-eating contests, plays World of Warcraft and lip-syncs to “Love Shack” by the B52s.

Pushing boundaries is the norm for me as I showcase everything from sitting on a Hitachi while playing World of Warcraft, to hamburger-eating challenges and Thotopoly.

For me, life is too short to stay vanilla and mundane. Raised on horror movies from far too young an age, my audience members and fans can expect dark humor, geeky gamer girl themes and influences from classic horror flicks. I call myself the Andy Kaufman of camming: I want to push boundaries; I want people to wonder if I’m serious or not.

I am coming up on 10 years of camming, and I originally started as a voyeur cammer and slept online every night for a year when I first started with Streamate. Initially, I spent a few years trying to fit into the experience that I thought everyone wanted: sexy all the time. Then I noticed how big fetish content was getting, and that’s when I realized there is something for everyone. Reading comics and screaming orgasms while dressed up like a clown, I can do whatever appeals to me. I’ve now made so many friends in the industry, because when you’re exactly who you are, whether it be boring, sexy, sweet, submissive, dominant or, in my case, weird as hell, people are drawn to that authenticity.

Obviously, the following you build when playing a role on cam is based on that role. After I'd gained an audience that enjoyed my humor and sense of fun, I tried different ways to work it into my streams. Some of those were much higher effort — camming games for joint streams, or film-themed nights with cosplay, trivia and cam effects — but not all. For instance, I got a big book of dirty jokes and added "dirty joke" as a tip option, letting me make a small show of pulling out the book, reading, rating and marking up the joke in the book. This lets the audience participate, and see what I find funny, while leaving room for me to add humor in my reactions.

Pushing boundaries is the norm for me as I showcase everything from sitting on a Hitachi while playing World of Warcraft, to hamburger-eating challenges and Thotopoly (Monopoly for sluts, obviously).

My favorite streams, however, are Creepy Clown Nights complete with balloon popping, circus games and plenty of delicious laughter. Honestly, I think I get more likes on my blooper videos than my squirting videos. There are plenty of nights where I have more people watching me stream my bloopers from recent videos than when I’m rubbing lotion on my tits.

Once I discovered that being my authentic self is the way to go, I felt like I hit my stride in the industry. I signed up for ManyVids Live the day it launched, and I have been with the platform ever since.

I’d like to think that only the most seasoned veteran can cum quickly in my room; they have to be skilled at dodging my nihilistic comments and avoiding my purposely dumb faces to reach that blissful yet challenging completion. Even my sexiest cosplays are misleading: dark clowns, Weird Science, 80s slasher legends, etc. You won’t find traditional lingerie in my room. Hell, you’d be more likely to catch me dressed up as Beetlejuice than you would something from Victoria’s Secret. Everyone already knows that bitch’s secret, and guess what? It’s boring!

I am currently working on a new project in the genre of horror porn. It’s an anthology piece that I am hoping to get out by the end of 2020. The three-part series will involve camping, only star industry workers and will involve murder, spin the bottle, hiking, the devil and ahegao witch magic. My goal is to start dabbling in writing and filming my own pornos, similar to the way I create them on theme nights. If I can create Thotopoly with rules, regulations and pussy fucking, think of what I can do with a cast of 15 girls and an hour of time. Think “Mean Girls” mixed with “Cabin in the Woods.”

So, come hang out on Meme Monday, watch a sexy lip-sync battle on Tuesday or watch me and my girlfriends giggle and have lots of orgasms during Thotopoly nights. It might not be what you expected, but damn, am I deliciously intriguing!

Dahlia Luxxx is a live streamer and content creator who can be found at DahliaLuxxx.ManyVids.com and @DahliaLuXXX on Twitter.

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