Pink Visual Product Manager Kim Kysar said the app is meant to “augment an age-old tradition of boasting about one’s sexual conquests. FapMapper is an extension of those conversations guys have with their college buddies after each summer vacation. You know — the ones in which they lie like rugs about how many hot chicks they nailed over the summer? That’s what FapMapper is all about.”
Though designed for use on the iPhone, the company said the FapMapper can be used on desktop computers. When logged in as a member, the user’s location is instantly detected, and he or she can put “fap pins” on various points on the map to show where they’ve laid it down.
“We started with the iPhone because that device is a big focus for us, but we don't want to leave everybody else out of the fun,” Kysar said. “Don't fret, Palm Pre users; you too will soon be able to map your faps.”
Users also can leave comments at each pinpoint describing their experiences.
“The comments are at least half the fun,” Kysar said. “We anticipate that for a lot of users, it will be about coming up with the most outrageous claim, paired with the most unlikely location that they can think of. We've already seen people claiming to have masturbated at the White House, and I'm sure eventually we'll have quite a number of landmarks and historic sites in the mix.”
Though the term “fap” is usually meant to describe a form of self pleasure, the app is not only meant to describe masturbation destinations, and certainly isn’t just for men.
The FapMapper currently is available in beta. For more information, visit iPinkVisualPass.com.
