This under-30-minutes hors d'oeuvre from Delphine is definitely for hardcore fans of the ever-delicious April Olsen, spotlighting the illustrious Ms. O in a choice masturbation scene.
I know, I know — I was hoping for a full-on fuck scene with male co-star Lucky Fate, too. And hey, maybe that's in the sequel. Still, the horny solo jerk-off session with April is good, while additionally sweetened by a fun, slightly humorous scene between she and Lucky; the two play a recently divorced couple having second thoughts about getting back together. Lucky films commercials in his apartment, in this case featuring his ex-wife, April, as a half-dressed model advertising bar soap. The dialogue is good, and the acting is totally believable, with loads of chemistry between our two actors. During a vegan dinner (cooked especially by Lucky for April), she tells him that she wants to "move forward," while he still has feelings for her and insists that he's not a "loser" anymore, being successful with his business. And he is more than willing to take his relationship with April more seriously this time around.
And as the conversation moves to the edge of Lucky's bed, we think that, yes, something good is about to happen here. Even though she talks about meeting a guy at work, April assures Lucky that they're far from intimate, similarly reminding her ex about her ongoing, deep feeling for him. "If you were in the ICU," April tells Lucky, "I'd drop everything I was doing and be there with you for your last dying breath."
"Well," he jokingly answers, "I vow that that last dying breath won't smell like beef tacos," which is a good segue for a few passionate, deep kisses — until she breaks it up. Damn! Guess there's no sucking/fucking tonight. Anyhow, back at April's pad.
She's totally nude and looking spectacular while readying herself for a deep bath. But after looking in a drawer and seeing a photo of she and Lucky, Olsen suddenly has thoughts about him as she moves to the edge of the warm-water-filled bathtub — and eventually gets inside of it, soon deeply probing her fine twat with her fingers and other various love toys. Olsen gets her fingers all wet and gooey with spit before crazily rubbing her clit with plenty of horny moans. And those perfectly-sized, all-natural tits, and her unique, pretty face just look fab. April eventually goes back to the bathroom drawer and pulls out both a fat white vibe and a glass dildo, bringing 'em to the edge of the tub. April then gets her pussy all sopping wet from the vibrator while reclining against the edge of the tub; several candles are burning, about to make matters all the more sensual and cozy. Our horny gal eventually puts down the vibe, stands in the water, bends over to show off that amazing ass, and jams the glass dildo in and out of her hungry, throbbing twat, with plenty of moans. She soon leans back against the wall, squatting and facing the camera — and probes her vagina with the fake glass cock, giving us myriad horny, ecstatic expressions and eventually licking her love juices off the wet toy before jamming it back up her twat while she massages her clit with the vibe. Double duty! I just wish she had a real cock in there. Still, it's fun to see awesome April in the heat of the moment.
OK, so there's no anal, not even any vaginal banging in "Hang in There, Abigail — Get That Off the Chest" (and like you, I don't understand the title). But it does feature the phenomenal Ms. Olsen, who manages to beautifully pull off this solo effort (with some help from the well-matched Mr. Fate). Let's just hope the sequel has some good, downhome pussy/cock crammin'/jammin'/slammin'. I wouldn't complain either if they threw in a bit of anal with this well-known buttfuck princess.
"Hang in There, Abigail — Get That Off the Chest" is absolutely worth checking out for curious couples and hardcore lovers of the fab 'n' filthy Ms. Olsen.
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