LOS ANGELES — Coupons.xxx has announced its offering of a Valentine’s Day sale, featuring “single-figure prices for singles.”
According to the company, the month of February is the perfect opportunity to spread some love.
“We know that Valentine’s Day can be a lonely time for those without a significant other, which is precisely why we decided to act,” a Coupons.xxx spokesperson said. “Proposing a viable alternative for all the single men and women around the globe, it’s our distinct pleasure to introduce a special promotional sale for those in need of some [porn] love.”
Targeting those who are planning on staying home for Valentine’s Day, Coupons.xxx is providing some of the most prominent deals in the industry at approachable rates.
“With everything below the $10 price tag, it’s the perfect way to keep occupied during this lonely time,” the spokesperson added. “Featuring more than 30 discounts and a handful of niches, the large selection offered is only matched by its exclusivity. This makes porn the perfect companion and an affordable investment as any this February.”
“Having in mind the cheapest possible prices,” the spokesperson said, “the primary goal here is to further spread the love among users and make this into a truly special month.”
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