LOS ANGELES — Brazzers today offered its take on what a smartphone might feature if it was fully optimized for adult entertainment viewing and self-copulation.
The adult entertainment brand, which is owned by MindGeek, unveiled ideas for “Brazzers Peach” — a NSFW-optimized phone that would feature hologram viewing and wearable technology.
Currently, the phone is just in the imagination stage and viewed, as the company puts it, as "what dreams are made of."
“As the world’s leading premium adult entertainment brand, Brazzers’ most-enthusiastic demographic segments are the millennial generation and antsy generation Xers, whom both rely heavily on their smartphones,” said Gary Ticher, Brazzers’ marketing director.
“The Brazzers Peach is what our team thinks a NSFW-optimized smartphone would be, if it actually existed. By incorporating features that are both highly technologically advanced and that would enhance users’ adult-watching experience, the Brazzers Peach would, in our minds, be the phone that dreams are made of.’’
The Brazzers’ porn-optimized fantasy smartphone would include “dickprint” technology for protecting private porn stashes; a wearable stylus pleasure ring for men that also would be used to measure blood flow; a vibrating stylus for women; a “masturbation mode” option that would block incoming notifications from killing your vibe; and a holo-porn mobile projector, which would project a hologram of Brazzers scenes through the phone’s screen and could be zoomed in or out, or rotated for viewing at any angle.
Check out a video on Brazzers Peach here.
