CHICAGO — To celebrate the most memorable semi-nude and nude scenes from mainstream motion pictures, celebrity babe site Mr. Skin has released his version of the Oscars — The 8th Annual Anatomy Awards.
“Mr. Skin thought that the [mainstream] awards show schedule in 1999 were not awarding actresses properly for their ‘skinchievments,’ and after pleading with the academy and getting nowhere he decided to take matters into his own hands,” Mr. Skin Marketing Director Derek Meklir told XBIZ. “Thus, the Anatomy Awards were created in 2000.”
Mr. Skin thought 2006 was a landmark year for big-name celebrity actresses to doff their clothes.
“This year there were some outstanding, out-of-their-clothes appearances by actresses,” Mr. Skin told XBIZ. “From the network TV appearance of Salma Hayek on Ugly Betty to Gretchen Mol’s full-frontal scene in ‘The Notorious Bettie Page.’ ‘American Pie’ even put out another skin-fulfilling film in ‘The Naked Mile’ as well as some great lesbo nudity on ‘The L Word.’ All in all it was a great year, a great year indeed.”
Here’s the complete list of winners:
Best PG-13 Nude Scene: Jennifer Aniston in “The Break Up”
Best Breasts: Salma Hayek
Best Over-40 Nude Scene: Kyra Sedgwick in “Loverboy”
Most Shocking Nudity: Rosie O’Donnell in “Nip/Tuck”
Best Butt: Brittany Daniel in “Rampage”
Best Lesbian Scene: Laura Bottrell and Nichole Mercedes Robinson in “Huff”
Best Nip-Slip: Mindy Kaling at The Emmy Awards
Sexiest TV Network Scene: Ali Larter in “Heroes”
Best Skinny Dip: Kelly Brook in “Survival Island”
Best Plumber's Crack: Brooke Shields in “Nip/Tuck”
Biggest Jumbo Jacks: Keisha in “Artie Lange’s Beer League”
Best Nude-Comer: Danielle Riley
Best Wardrobe Malfunction: Monique Coleman in “Dancing with the Stars”
Best Threesome: Emmanuelle Chriqui, Malin Ackerman and Kevin Connelly in “Entourage”
Best Full Frontal: Gretchen Mol in “The Notorious Bettie Page”
Best Nudity in a Horror Movie: Barbara Nedeljakova in “Hostel”
Best Cable TV Show: “The L Word”
Best Masturbation Scene: Lauren Lee Smith in “Lie with Me”
Breast Picture (Best Movie For Nudity): “American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile” (unrated)
Lifetime Skin-chievment Award: Uschi Digard
