Exit Strategy

If Ned Berger (Seth Gamble) has to shoot one more step-something-or-other scene, he is going to blow his top! But when his producer fails to heed Ned's warning that he can't do any more crazy sex stuff, the disillusioned director dips. Now in need of a steady 9-5, Berger lands at Banner & Page — a firm that sells printer ink. At first glance, the gig seems right up his alley: the work is simple, the boss is brusque, and the employees are unique. But the longer Ned works for the sales company, the more he begins to think that maybe 9-5s aren't all that different from the San Fernando Valley.

I love Eddie Nova. He has a penchant for comedies, his characters are always memorable, his stories are lighthearted and relatable, and I love the way he paces his films. "Exit Strategy" is another standout effort. The cast is dynamite: Gamble and Dera have fantastic chemistry, Van Wylde is perfectly over-the-top, and Liz Jordan is brilliant in her role as the stooge. This is one of the funniest porn films I've seen this year.

The sex starts with porn starlet Honey Havoc (Tera Winters, formerly known as Kimber Veils) hooking up with curvy blonde groupie Evelyn (Gracie Gates) after Berger's most recent scene. Ned, who is desperate for some intimacy, stops by Honey's house for a sexy rendezvous only to find the voracious vixen has planned a kinky threesome. And poor Ned just can't find the mood to participate. Luckily, Honey and Evelyn know how to have a good time without a cock to play with. They scissor the hell out of each other before Evelyn takes a break to smother Honey's face with her ample ass; then, it's right back to the scissor. The horny Honey finishes Evelyn off in a sloppy 69 that leaves the buxom blonde trembling with pleasure.

Later on, Ned is sent to HR for some code of conduct training, but HR head Clarissa Palmer (Annie King) and uber-intense salesmen Mitch "The Machine" Holden (Charles Dera) don't set the kind of example that Berger was expecting. Holden plows Palmer right across her desk in broad daylight and in delicious fashion. One of the best moments comes when Palmer bends over her desk with her panties pulled just barely down around her ass while Mitch uses his rock-hard cock to spank her. Talk about kinky!

Berger's misadventures continue as he keeps walking in on sexual shenanigan after sexual shenanigan. If it's not the masked couple somehow fucking to a complete and total rave in the closet, it's Mitch dragging him into their boss Vivian Steel's (Lana Violet) office as she's getting railed by top salesman Chad "The Bro" MacArthur (Van Wylde). Watching the heartless head of the company order Chad around in bed perfectly encapsulates her "Boss Lady" moniker, as she is in full control of the action. Chad fucks her hard when she orders him to, he eats her pussy when she orders him to, and he doesn't cum until she’s ready for him to.

Ned finally gets a taste of the company's full hospitality when the decidedly Gen Z receptionist Molly Finch (Liz Jordan) lures him into the break room to help him calm his nerves. She rides him like a stallion, alternating between annihilating him with her hips and swallowing him whole with ease. Ned pours every ounce of his angst and stress into Molly's pretty pussy, leaving the curly-haired minx utterly spent and satisfied.

I will keep the ending a secret, but the story wraps up in perfect comedy fashion. David Lord's cameo in the final moments is hilarious, and Seth really sells the story with his final reaction. This is golden-era porn, folks. If you were around to see the kind of stuff studios were putting out 10-15 years ago, this movie will bring back all those nostalgia vibes.