Clash of the Vikings

Ivar of the Raven Clan (Xander Corvus) seeks out the wise seer to tell him the future. The seer sees a bloody conflict between the Raven and Eagle clans that will end with Ivar as king, but she warns that he must find and take a bride to secure his place as ruler. Meanwhile, the shield maiden Thora (Amirah Adara) wages bloody war on the battlefield, killing and conquering her enemies at will. But when she captures the beautiful maiden Anya (Catherine Knight), Ivar becomes convinced that her prize is his prophesied bride. Determined to take his place as king, Ivar and his army move to annihilate Thora's forces permanently. But the warrior wench is not so easily dispatched.

Danny D directs this love letter to the fantasy genre, which features some of the heaviest hitters working in adult today. Xander Corvus is a bona fide star who elevates any project he's a part of, and Amira Adarah has long been one of the most sought-after performers in the business. The stunning Catherine Knight feels right at home between them, and Bilbo Shaggins is a natural for the project. Add to that the impressive costumes, set pieces, and choreography, and this project was set up to be a massive success from the jump. Unfortunately, there just wasn't enough of it. Everything we got was fantastic, but it felt like Danny either ran out of time or money — and as a result, he had to fly through the story.

There are only two sex scenes in this film, but both are fantastic. Shaggins and Adara are up first, with the ferocious female warrior besting Shaggins on the battlefield. But instead of sending him to Valhalla with a swing of her sword, she trades him his life for a hearty humping and his unyielding loyalty. And sure, getting to live is awesome, but the chance to plow the hell out of Thora is a much more enticing proposition. Shaggins shags the absolute hell out of Adara — particularly in cowgirl, where he just about hammers her into the arms of the Valkyries. She takes every bit of his enthusiastic pounding, squirting all over him several times in response. His intensity remains consistent no matter the position, and his maniacal thrusting is eventually rewarded when Thora lets him explode all over the war paint on her face.

The second sex scene starts as a delicious encounter between Thora and Anya (who has submitted to the shield maiden completely) after Thora has bathed in the blood of her enemies in combat. Catherine has a dynamite body, and Amirah practically inhales her at the start. She buries her face in the svelte brunette's cunt, slurping at her sex hungrily. Things get even hotter when Thora smothers herself between Anya's plump ass, tonguing her asshole as she fingers her into ecstasy.

When Ivar arrives, it seems inevitable that bloodshed will follow, but Anya suggests a different course of action — which leads us to the second part of the steamy encounter. Instead of lopping each other's heads off, Thora and Ivar agree to share Anya. And they solidify their truce with a fantastic threesome. Corvus face-fucks both ladies hard before they take turns riding him like they're charging into battle. Catherine takes a particularly good pounding from behind, her whimpers and moans a stark contrast to Adara's growls of pleasure.

This project had so much potential, and I honestly just wanted more of it. The story feels like it got put on a bullet train because it was over almost before it started. But the costumes are great, the setting and set pieces are great, the acting is great, and the sex is scalding.