The Holdup
Dirty degenerate Dennis (Scott Nails) is a habitual fuck-up who is on his last chance. His gig as a mall Santa pays terribly, and his boss Mr. Felding (Lexington Steele) is looking for any reason to can him. When Felding's overachieving security guard catches Dennis, his part-time girlfriend Jen (Anna Claire Clouds), his side-piece Tracy (Mikey Star) and their shy co-worker Tim (Van Wylde) fucking in the foyer after hours, the jig is up. Now, Dennis' ex-wife Kelly (Katrina Colt) is busting his ass about her alimony, and his landlady Rochelle (Christy Canyon) is all over him looking for the rent — and something else. Fresh out of options, Dennis catches a break when Kelly asks him to play Santa at the Christmas party she and her new husband Greg (Charles Dera) are hosting. But when a gang of thieves crashes the festivities, it's up to Dennis to stop them from pulling a Grinch and stealing Christmas.
Ricky Greenwood is one of the best directors in the business, and he once again shows his worth with "The Holdup," an expansive feature from Digital Playground. This time, he tries his hand with a comedy co-written by Jon Drexler and Maddy Burton, and the results are great. Scott delivers what legitimately might be the best acting performance of his career, and the laughs are plentiful.
The opening foursome is fantastic, with a great set and costumes to set the mood as both gorgeous ladies get railed nicely. The dueling cowgirl is the highlight of the scene as both ladies put on an absolute clinic. Mikey has a particularly impressive ass, and it gets plenty of play from start to finish. Meanwhile, Anna's incredible rack is a star in its own right, mesmerizing the camera as she bounces herself to orgasmic bliss on Tim's cock.
The legendary Christy Canyon returns to the porn silver screen in spectacular fashion. She's perfectly cruel as the heartless landlord, but she still brings all the goods in the bedroom. She rips Dennis' ass for being late on the rent, chastises him sternly for watching porn in her unit, then wrecks his cock when he suggests some sexual compensation as a small payment to buy himself some more time. There's a reason Christy is a legend, and all these years later, she's still got it. She commands the screen with her sensuality, her tits remain undefeated, and the way she melts into the sex while staying in character is a real throwback to the glory days of feature porn. The spoon is incredible, but the showstopper is the reverse cowgirl, which showcases Canyon's impressive stamina. What a scene!
Elsewhere, Kelly and Greg engage in some pre-dinner shenanigans, including some naughty sex under the mistletoe. Katrina looks incredible sucking cock, and honestly, directors should let her do way more of it in scenes. She rides her studly husband in traditional and reverse cowgirl under the Christmas tree like she's a naughty present delivered by a kinky St. Nick.
A narrative plot twist introduces the heist crew, which includes Leo (Tommy Pistol) and Rocco (Nathan Bronson). These two are hilarious together, and their performance made me think of another duo of dumb derelicts from another old movie. Everything they did was amazing. Meanwhile, Dennis talks Jen into blowing him in one of the lavish upstairs bedrooms before the party starts, and boy howdy, does she ever!
The sex culminates with a tawdry threesome between Kelly, Greg, and Dennis. Kelly gets her ass stuffed while enduring a vigorous throating before succumbing to a hardcore DP that brings her to her knees. Goodness gracious, Katrina is a vision!
Add another winner to Ricky Greenwood's impressive slate of films. There aren't a lot of Christmas-themed porn films out there, so this one should be well-received by audiences across the board.
The Holdup tells the tale of Dennis (Scott Nails), a down-on-his-luck mall Santa who's one fuck up away from standing in the unemployment line. After getting caught having a freaky four-way with his coworker elves, which includes his on-and-off again girlfriend Jen (Anna Claire Clouds), his boss has had enough and finally fires him. With his ex-wife Kelly (Katrina Colt) looking for alimony and his horny MILF landlady Rochelle (Christy Canyon) hounding him for the rent, Dennis is running out of options. In the spirit of the holidays, Kelly throws Dennis a bone by hiring him to play Santa at her and her new husband's (Charles Dera) Christmas party. But when a trio of rag-tag thieves burglarize the house and tie up his ex. Dennis will have to prove he's more than just a lazy prick with a big dick if he wants to save Christmas.
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