Dallas XXX A Parody

Adam & Eve Pictures
Dallas XXX A Parody
Aficionados of the long-running series will respond to this one best. The parody element is kind of hit and miss. Sometimes the show’s campy excesses are really nailed but at other times — as in the long dialogue scenes that set up the “plot” — it seems like just an attempt at drama that doesn’t quite get there. The only overt gag is having Miss Ellie played by a man.

Still, the movie is well shot and the cast is quite good. Alexis Ford is perfect for horny Lucy and looks fetching in two sex scenes. Bobbi Starr is a hoot as neurotic nymphomaniac Sue Ellen. She seems to be having loads of fun and her scene with the “tall handsome cowboy” (Michael Vegas) she picks up in a bar is the best in the movie. The sex in general, as in most parodies, is somewhat by the numbers.

Eric Masterson is a bit small-scaled for the villainous J.R. Ewing, more like a mean petty crook than a wicked wheeler-dealer. But James Deen’s self-righteous Bobby Ewing is spot-on and even funny. And there are several good non-sex cameos. It ends with J.R. being shot, setting up a possible “Who Killed J.R.?” sequel.

Synopsis:

In homage to the dynasty that the Ewing family gave us comes DALLAS A XXX PARODY. A story of an oil family\'s business and the eldest son, J.R., who runs it. Under the threat of becoming the most powerful oil family in the world, J.R. masters the art of cheating, lying and corrupting his way to creating an international oil conglomerate unlike anything this family has ever seen. However, the story of being one of the most powerful families in the world is way more entertaining than oil, it involves sex and lies.

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Jared Rutter