Star Wars XXX A Porn Parody

“Star Wars” fans will feel a disturbance in their pants when they sit down to watch this ambitious send-up of George Lucas’ beloved sci-fi saga. Directed by Axel Braun, from a script he co-wrote with Mark Logan, the parody stumbles in its dialogue and attempts at humor, but soars in its casting, makeup and wardrobe and, most importantly, its re-imagined scenes.

Highlights include: a wild four-some at Chalmun's Cantina in the pirate city of Mos Eisley that features Twi’lek Oola (court dance for Jabba the Hut in “Return of the Jedi”) and Tatooine thief Swilla Corey; Princess Leia welcoming Han Solo and Luke Skywalker into her sarlacc pit; and an interspecies anal three-way with Chewbacca and two female stormtroopers. Darth Vader getting blown is also a hoot thanks to all that heavy breathing.

On the acting front: Allie Haze nails Leia’s strength — and bratty impetuousness; Seth Gamble, a dead-ringer for Mark Hamill’s shaggy-haired Skywalker, does a fantastic job of adapting the future Jedi’s aw-shucks farm boy persona; Rocco Reed comes close to capturing Solo’s swagger; and Tom Byron shines as Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi.