WEST HILLS, Calif. — PDX Brands is now shipping the Milk Me Silly Mega-Masturbator, available in a new brown tone, from its Midwest and European distribution centers.
The device features dual gyrating roller massagers encased in over 20-plus pounds of super-soft Fanta Flesh TPE; the plugin-powered Milk Me Silly "combines the unrivaled realism of a Fuck Me Silly with the power and performance found in PDX Elite’s award-winning high-tech guy gadgets," a rep said.
"Until now, the only vibrating option for life-size, realistic Mega-Masturbators was a tiny, AA-powered bullet buried into the full-size toy. The Milk Me Silly is not just a twerking bubble-butt and it’s not just for show," the rep continued. "It’s a super-stealth multi-functional sex machine built inside of a full-size Fuck Me Silly. Adorned with a cute belly button, perfectly placed 'thumbgrip' back dimples and intricately decorated labia and anus, the versatile Milk Me Silly can be positioned for missionary, pile-driver and doggie-style penetration on nearly any flat surface or furniture."
The Milk Me Silly includes an industrial-grade 24V transformer and a universal power adapter pack approved in over 100 countries.
All boxes also include a printed 5x7 shelf-talker decal that can be displayed on the box itself, on a slatwall or at the cash wrap. In-store shoppers can then use their mobile device to scan the QR code and play Pipedream's Milk Me Silly Teaser commercial, allowing shoppers to "try it before they buy it” inside the store.
All Milk Me Silly devices are backed by PDX Elite’s 90-day limited warranty and come packaged in sturdy corrugated boxes with a carrying handle. Testers are not available for this item, but PDX Brands does offer free promotional shelf wobblers featuring a QR code that links straight to the Milk Me Silly’s detailed explainer video.
Available in single-case counts, the Milk Me Silly in brown is currently in stock. "The manufacturer is encouraging partners to get their orders in as soon as possible; supplies are limited," the rep said.
To place an order, contact a sales rep or email sales@pdxbrands.com.
Product images, planogram inspiration, dimensions, videos and marketing materials are all available at PDXBrands.com; explore the digital flipsnack catalog here.
