WoodRocket Releases 'Golden GILFs' Parody Coloring Book

WoodRocket Releases 'Golden GILFs' Parody Coloring Book

LAS VEGAS — WoodRocket has rolled out its latest novelty item "The Golden GILFs Porn Parody Coloring Book," which tweaks the classic sitcom "The Golden Girls."

The adults-only novelty is now available and "will have you saying, 'Thank you for being a friend... with benefits,'" teased a rep.

"The Golden GILFs Porn Parody Coloring Book" was written by Lee Roy Myers and Vuko; the illustrations are by Gabriel Mayorga (WoodRocket's "The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever").

"When Rose accidentally throws a gang-bang, her horny, elderly friends, Dorothy, Blanche and Sophia are there to lend a helping vagina," the rep said. "But will their cheesecakes be moist enough to handle so much forking?"

Click here for additional details and direct inquiries to lee@woodrocket.com.

Follow WoodRocket on Twitter.

WoodRocket 'Golden GILFs'

Copyright © 2026 Adnet Media. All Rights Reserved. XBIZ is a trademark of Adnet Media.
Reproduction in whole or in part in any form or medium without express written permission is prohibited.

More News

Lovense Debuts 'Velvo' Rabbit Vibe

Lovense has introduced Velvo, a rabbit vibrator with 360-degree rolling beads.

Svakom Featured on 'Naked Warm Up'

Svakom is featured in a new episode of “Naked Warm Up” on the Czech Republic's Óčko TV.

Orion Debuts 'RC Strapless Strap-On' Vibe From 'Javida' Line

Orion Wholesale has introduced the new RC Strapless Strap-On With Flicking Tongue vibrator from its Javida line.

Woodhull Survey Reveals Concern Among Sex Educators Over AV Laws' Impact on Access

A national survey of sex educators by the Woodhull Freedom Foundation found that a majority of sex educators and sexual health professionals are concerned that age verification (AV) laws will negatively impact access to information and resources.

Metro Distributors Taps Nancy Cosimini for Sales Account Manager

Metro Distributors has hired industry veteran Nancy Cosimini as its newest sales account manager.

OTouch Debuts 'YU-BattleHelm' Vibe Set

OTouch has introduced its YU-BattleHelm couples vibrator set.

Orion Debuts 'G-Spot Vibrator With Rotating Tickler' From Sweet Smile Line

Orion Wholesale has introduced the G-Spot Vibrator With Rotating Tickler from its Sweet Smile line.

CalExotics Expands 'Connect' Line

CalExotics has expanded its app-controlled Connect line with three new products, Explorer, Warming Wand, and Advanced Probe.

JO Debuts 'Vitalize' Skincare Line

JO has introduced its new Vitalize collection of skincare products.

Group C CEO Helena Catoir Collaborates With Pierre Woodman on 'Woodman Casting' Game

Helena Catoir, CEO of board game company Group C, met with casting director Pierre Woodman to discuss the upcoming release, “Woodman Casting X — The Game.”

Show More