LOS ANGELES — Pornhub and WoodRocket have teamed up to release a porn parody of "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom," titled "Jurassic Wood: Swollen Dingdong," which is now available.
"Hold onto your butts and prepare yourselves for some Tyrannosaurus Sex!" teased a company rep. "'Jurassic Wood: Swollen Dingdong' premieres Thursday, June 21 for free on WoodRocket.com and Pornhub, with an extra 'Jurassic Prick' bonus scene available exclusively on Pornhub Premium. If you miss this parody, you will be dino-sorry!"
After scientists turn the Jurassic Park into a Jurassic Brothel by combining the DNA of dinosaurs and adult stars, Owen and Claire must try to "get the sexy dino-ladies off of the island before the dildo volcano erupts and they all meet a sticky and gooey end."
"Jurassic Wood: Swollen Dingdong" is directed by Vuko and Lee Roy Myers ("Dick & Morty"), written Myers and Brandon Graham ("John Wank"), produced by Seth’s Beard ("Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles") and stars Lauren Phillips, Robby Echo, Codi Vore, Mercy West, Kyra Rose and Tegan Trex.
To view "Jurassic Wood: Swollen Dingdong," visit WoodRocket.com and Pornhub.com. For a SFW trailer, visit YouTube. The "Jurassic Prick" bonus scene is available exclusively at PornhubPremium.com.
