LOS ANGELES — Male Power has announced the addition of four new styles in its novelty underwear collection.
“Choke The Chicken Bikini,” the first of the offerings, is designed “for the guy who wants to get laid. It displays a brightly colored face, a beak with easy access opening and felt embellishments.
“Add a low cut waist, full rear coverage and comfortable, all-way stretch poly spandex fabrication,” a spokesperson said. “It’s the perfect bird when you’re up to something fowl.”
“Bad Ass Panda Bikini” with a plush stuffed head and nylon spandex expandable tongue, which serves as a pouch and is nestled within soft cushioning to ensure comfort and enjoyment, is the next offering. A low cut waist, full rear coverage and all-way stretch nylon spandex provide a “one size” fit for the man who can “bearly” contain himself.
“Spice up your love life with this exotic piece of wildlife,” the spokesperson teased, “something brand new for your big bamboo.
The Mr. PeckerHead Thong is aptly named and “self explanatory.” Crotchless front with strappy elastic C-ring attachment, wobbly eyes and a fringe of feathers give this cock a birdlike appearance. A low cut waist, classic two-inch thong back and all-way stretch poly spandex provide the one size fit.
“Of course, the prouder the pecker, the bigger this bird becomes,” the spokesperson said.
The Super Hero Thong is a “real marvel.” The devishly daring, costume-like underwear features a flap in the rear to emulate a superhero’s cape. A low rise waist and slim, one inch thong back are outlined with plush, elastic black trim. The garment is made with all-way stretch poly spandex for a life-saving, one size fit, in color choices of black or red.
“An imprinted MP logo in back and brightly colored ‘Let’s Bang’ slogan in front send a subtle message to your partner," the spokesperson concluded, “you’ll be flying high tonight.”
All styles are sold in creative cartoon boxes, with blazingly colorful graphics and naughty tag lines.
