WOODLAND HILLS, Calif. — WoodRocket, the creators of "Strokémon" and "Game of Bones," have announced the release of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles porn parody, "Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles," with Leonhardo, Raphallus, Dongatello and Michelangeblow.
“We wanted to pay homage to one of our favorite cartoons, comics, video games and 1990s action flicks, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," Director Lee Roy Myers said.
"And like the NES video game, we made it hard," he added. "Imagine a TMNT parody loaded with fight sequences, sewer sex, martial arts dildos and your favorite TMNT characters having sex. That's the movie we made! Also, there are giant mutant turtle penises."
Starring April O'Neil and Chad Alva, "Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles — The XXX Parody" goes down into the sewer, where Master Sphincter, a rat "furry," has trained four well-hung mutant ninja turtles in the art of sex.
When they team up with reporter April O'Neil and sports equipment enthusiast Casey Bones, they take on Spreader, the horny head of the criminal ninja gang, the Footjob Clan.
"Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles — The XXX Parody" is now available to watch for free, exclusively at WoodRocket.com.