SexToy Dave Wants to Mold Kanye Finger in Amber Rose

SexToy Dave Wants to Mold Kanye Finger in Amber Rose
Alejandro Freixes

LOS ANGELES — Amidst the Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa Twitter feud, during which Khalifa's wife Amber Rose said ex-boyfriend West enjoyed anal play, Sex Toy Dave Levine has entered the fray with a bonafide hand mold deal.

"Awww @kanyewest are u mad I'm not around to play in ur asshole anymore?" tweeted Rose on Jan. 27. "#FingersInTheBootyAssBitch." 

This tweet inspired Levine to pen a letter thanking Rose for raising awareness about prostate stimulation and offering to mold "Kanye's favorite finger."

By way of introduction, Levine said, "I have been in business since the early days of the Internet, selling millions of dollars in product yearly for the past 20 years. You may also recognize me as the bachelor with the stripper pole in my house on the show 'Millionaire Matchmaker.'"

Levine lamented "this type of sexual activity was considered taboo or something that just gay men indulged in," despite the benefits of "male G-spot" stimulation. 

"I am prepared to present you with your own line and big percentage in this type of toy," Levine ultimately offered.