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WoodRocket to Produce 'Guardians of The Galaxy XXX' Parody

WOODLAND HILLS, Calif. — WoodRocket.com is going into production on the “Guardians of the Galaxy” adult parody, “Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot.”

“Prepare to spread your orbs, whip out your infinity stones and get hooked on a feeling,” WoodRocket said of its upcoming film to be written and directed by Lee Roy Myers.  

Myers launched the project in honor of James Gunn's Marvel movie of the same name becoming the highest grossing film of 2014 domestically, and the recent announcement of its upcoming sequel.

“WoodRocket knew that now was the time to begin work on showing the world what real space genitals should look like,” the company quipped in a release.

“I think that ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ is one of the greatest super hero movies of all time,” Myers said. “I am very excited to add penetration.”

Casting for “Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot” will begin soon, and will then be available to stream free on WoodRocket.com.  

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