Offering Federal Employees Free Vibes

TROY, Mich. — Today, announced that it will show support for furloughed federal employees by offering them a free vibrator, shipped privately and discreetly to their door.

The offer requires no purchase and is offered to any federal employee “that finds themselves with too much time and not enough to do.” will ship the item from their warehouse in Troy, Mich. The vibrator being offered is a small, pink model with the logo printed on the side.

“We are very picky about what products we sell and ship. Compared to any other free gift, I think our free vibrator is a great item,” said Tom Nardone, president of PriveCo.

“We feel bad for the federal employees affected by the shutdown,” said a product specialist at “We know a lot of people put great pride in their work, and are dependent on their paychecks. We'd like to offer these people a way to relax and have fun.“

There is a one vibrator per customer limit. At checkout, choose the shipping method "Ground" (not Free Shipping, but Ground) and use the coupon code "Shutdown." The purchase will be completely free of charge. Customers will also receive free shipping on anything else ordered. is giving away 200 free vibes per day for as long as the shutdown lasts. They have capped the offer due to limits in the warehouse capacity. The longer the shutdown lasts, the more free vibrators they will give. When the shutdown finally ends, so will the offer.