Now Offering PDX Fuck Me Silly 2

HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — is now offering Pipedream Products’ lifelike PDX Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator.

According to the company, the realistic replica has become the SexToyDistributing’s top-selling product since its release last month.

The 12-pound PDX Fuck Me Silly 2 is made of phthalate-free TPR FantaFlesh and features 36DD breasts and a tiny waist that swells out into a voluptuous set of hips with two separate orifices.

“The original PDX Fuck Me Silly featured just a pussy and ass, and sales were phenomenal,” representative Beth Brown said. “The expansion to the double-D breasts and tiny torso has made it an even bigger hit. Plus with the addition of free lubricant, cleaner and even a porn DVD, customers have everything they need in one package.”

The PDX Fuck Me Silly 2 includes a one-ounce bottle of lubricant, one-ounce bottle of sex toy cleaner and a full-length DVD.

“The PDX Fuck Me Silly 2 flies off the shelves thanks to its unique design and endless sexual possibilities,” Brown said. “Our customers love it — because it sells!”