Bunny Ranch Has Its Own Government Assistance Program

CARSON CITY — Bunny Ranch brothel owner Dennis Hof said he’s mailing out "good time party passes" on Tuesday to all U.S. senators and members of the house.

Trying to gain even more publicity, Hof also is extending the offer to the nation’s governors.

In the official press release, Hof said the giveaway is offered in light of such politicians as David Vitter, John Ensign, Eliot Spitzer, Mark Fole, Robert Livingston, Jim Gibbons, Mark Sanford, Larry Craig and others who have run into sex scandals.

“These men are good men who have gotten themselves into trouble and could have avoided all of this exploitation by visiting the Bunny Ranch,” said Hof, who noted he’s been a huge “Terminator” fan and wants to extend the olive branch to Calif. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and those state workers who’ve been issued IOUs.

“Bring your IOU to the BunnyRanch and we will honor it 100 percent," Hof said.