Mary Carey Returns to Adult Video

LOS ANGELES — has announced that adult star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey has returned to the adult film business, with a role in the pop-culture spoof "Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw."

Carey initially rose to fame as an adult star, but gained international recognition when she ran for Governor of California against Arnold Schwarzenegger.

According to the company, "Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw" is a parody of the top-rated reality television show about celebrities and addiction, and pushes the terms "reality TV" and "spoof" to entirely different levels.

"This is sex, drugs, and rock-and-roll like you've never seen," stated a company release.

"We were shocked to learn that Mary Carey was interested in getting back into the adult film business after a three-year hiatus and vowing never to make another x-rated film again," Director Maestro Claudio said. "We were so excited at this opportunity, we decided to push the envelope and make a highly controversial, shocking film — but one that audiences are going to love for the extreme comedic elements."

The new DVD is slated for release through Red Light District on June 2.

"We can guarantee that even the most die-hard porn fan hasn't seen this before," Claudio added.

"For those of you wondering about my feelings about Mary [Carey's] choice to mock: Res ipsa loquitur," the real-life Dr. Drew reportedly twittered in response to the new title. "[Pornhab] makes me very sad."