Getting Laid to Rest

A brace of off-the-wall stories involving the theme of death, each featuring two of the industry's most vibrant female performers, happily delivering scalding anal-sex!

Two employees from the same company, played by Chad Alva and Liz Revamped, formally meet for the first time in the private area at a mortuary where their boss's funeral is being held and decide to fuck! Both Alva and Revamped think the dearly departed wasn't so dear; he was an "asshole," in fact, and are glad that it's the end of an era/error. Liz, one of my all-time favorite porn stars, is as incredible as ever here. Originally from Phoenix, Arizona, and a whopping 5' of overflowing sexuality, Liz has been in the biz since 2011, has performed in over 700 movies, and is just as amazing-looking as ever.

And there isn't a bad moment in Revamped's rectal reaming. What a killer blowjob artiste Liz is, going all the way to the base of Chad's bone, while making marvelously wet, vulgar noises. Liz also has a truly luscious figure, with a round, cushy ass that just won't stop, especially during doggie and cowgirl. Additionally, you get to appreciate L.R.'s tight figure during missionary, at which point she begs Chad to plug her butthole with his meat stick. He does, and she loves it! Awesome doggie-anal with Liz follows, during which Chad really gets some rhythm going, banging L.R. extra hard. It's also a nice touch when a fellow male co-worker walks in on them, with our perverted couple managing to hide their activity extremely well. Spoon-anal allows you to fully observe Liz's highly memorable expressions of deep lust; ditto for missionary up the wazoo, leading to Alva busting his nut all over Revamped's meaty, already-sopping twat.

In "Submitting to His Will," Nicole Doshi's on-screen character inherits an estate from her granddad with bizarre provisions. The conditions? Per the will and the family attorney, played by Tommy Pistol, Nicky needs to submit to a man, since her grandfather was a major misogynist. Also, said "man" has to have sex with Doshi's character anytime he wants, even if someone else is in the room watching. As executor of the estate, the lawyer steps in and says he's the "man" to whom Nicky must fully give herself, since there's no one specifically named in the will. Doshi has no choice but to submit if she wants to inherit her dirty granddad's estate.

Another one of my all-time favorite starlets, the deliciously petite, 5' 3" Doshi has been in the business since 2021, has appeared in nearly 500 movies, and is her usual energetic and wild self in this fiery scene. Of Chinese roots, delectable Doshi has a stunning face and curvy, truly succulent figure, beautifully matched with Liz Revamped's juicy body. Per the weird will, Nicky and Tommy fuck in front of the latter's on-screen assistant, played by attractive porn starlet Kasey Warner, making the segment all the hornier. The unbridled carnality rapidly unfolds in Pistol's brightly lit, comfy office, with Doshi first delivering a deep, slow blowjob with plenty of saliva—and yes, it's balls-deep—under the lawyer's glass table. The couple does standing doggie against the desk, with Doshi not minding a little spanking. Pistol puts his prick in Doshi's butthole during cowgirl. And what a delightfully pear-shaped booty she possesses, with Doshi bouncing oh so well as they fuck upon a well-cushioned chair. After some more standing doggie in the pussy and ass, N.D. shows off her own fantastic rhythm during reverse-cowgirl in the butt and pussy. Naughty Nicky ultimately sucks Pistol to a messy explosion, and there's a bit of a twist ending that's not so surprising when it comes to your less-ethical barristers. And we discover in our engrossing story that Doshi isn't a bad little actress!

An excellent Pure Taboo outing, with outstanding-looking Revamped and Doshi putting in equally superlative, brilliantly nasty performances.