Wednesday

There was a time when porn parodies were all the rage and every company was looking for the next title ripe for pornification. And while the tree has certainly died off, there's still something to be said for a good brand injected with quality smut. Crave Media takes Netflix's "Wednesday" and gives it the torrid treatment. Freya Von Doom is the titular character, and she is surrounded by a quality supporting cast that helps bring the story to life.

Things start with Wednesday being questioned about the whereabouts of several missing students. As she recounts the day, her first memory details her morning routine of letting Thing finger-bang and choke her into oblivion. It's a very unique scene that uses some clever camera angles to hold the fantasy, and Von Doom's dirty talk is the perfect soundtrack to the phalangeal assault on her pussy. An unwelcome interruption leads to an extension of Wednesday's naughty morning as she and her roommate Enid (Claire Roos) get freaky together. Wednesday dons a strap-on and fucks Enid like a champion, her slender hips slamming into Enid's surprisingly plump ass in satisfying fashion. After riding Wednesday's cock like a jockey in a derby, Enid gives the goth princess a taste of her own pussy-pounding medicine, gleefully sheathing the dildo into her. The racy roomies finish each other off with a scintillating scissor.

The investigation persists, leading Wednesday to recall a scandalous threesome in botany class. She and her rival Bianca (Lily Starfire) both try to seduce the studly Xavier (Axel Haze), and the results are explosive. Xavier takes turns with both foxy ladies, reveling in their wanton lust for him. The scene's highlight is easily the moment when Xavier's face is stuffed in Wednesday's ass while Bianca rides him, her bodacious breasts bouncing like buoys on a choppy tide. Later, Wednesday tells principal Christie (Andi Avalon) about how she caught two jocks (Parker Ambrose and Rico Hernandez) bullying her brother in the locker room. Not one to take things lying down (wink, wink!), Wednesday handles them in the only way she knows how: She gets stuffed frontwards, backwards, and sideways, her signature dirty talk punctuating every thrust.

The sexual shenanigans culminate with a fun foursome between principal Christie, Wednesday, and her stepparents Morticia and Gomez Addams (Little Puck and Ryan Driller). Driller is a marathon man here, pumping every pussy in sight vigorously, but Puck also gets in on the cock action with her strap-on.

This is a nice film that really works to showcase Freya Von Doom. Not only does she bring the sex goods in every scene, but she also does a great job at bringing Wednesday to life. I wouldn't mind seeing her in a few more features in the future.