Happy Fuckin’ Birthday, Johnny Rapid

NakedSword Originals
Happy Fuckin’ Birthday, Johnny Rapid

Fan-favorite Johnny Rapid’s first movie for another studio outside his longtime home at Men.com pairs him with director Edward James and includes diverting B-roll birthday weekend shenanigans of the dreamy stud and his pals tooling around Atlanta. MVP honors to studly Jax Thirio and skilled cutie Jackson Cooper.

NakedSword Originals won the 2021 XBIZ Award for “Gay Movie of the Year” for “A Murdered Heart,” its second win in the category (following “MXXX: The Hardest Ride” in 2018). The label has won “Best Gay Studio” four times.

Rapid, celebrated as an A-list power bottom, is equally intense in two scenes as a topman. He’s an amusing narrator of the action and always game, whether he’s goofing with the boys, having cake shoved in his face or banging a dude while uncomfortably bent over a couch. He’s got some comic chops and, for the record, appears to be aging in reverse because he is still boyishly beautiful.

Jax Thirio and Jesse Bolton are an appealing pair; Thiro is nicely hung, older, smooth and muscular with a butch vibe, while Bolton, slender and ripped, has an appealing humpy energy.

Bolton grins and appears to savor sucking on Thiro’s cock, bends into athletic poses to have his crack slathered with spit and then rides Thiro’s erection. The topman is smoothly confident as he bones the younger pup, who noisily shrieks and groans throughout and smiles in satisfaction when his taut abs and chest are painted with seed.

The hunky Thirio returns later to bang Apollo Fates, another smooth, fit and long-limbed young cutie. They seem to share genuine chemistry as they kiss and enjoy oral favors; the topman works up a gleaming sweat as he throws a pile-driving fuck into Fates in a various awkward sex positions. When they finally just fall into bed for a straightforward bang, the pair generate a nice head of steam.

Fates also anchors an earlier duo with Rapid and displays the kind of power-bottom mojo for which Rapid first earned fame. Fates is adorably eager as he finally gets his turn with the birthday stud (“What do you wanna do? You wanna get fucked? Okay, hop on up here,” Rapid drawls.) Once again, the sexplay includes numerous acrobatic positions draped awkwardly across the furniture; Fates yelps and whimpers nonstop, while Rapid provides a taste of appealing dirty talk.

Jackson Cooper, lean and cute with a tight swimmer’s physique, is a strong match for Rapid; his expert oral skills seem to impress the topman. Cooper easily keeps up with Rapid’s relentless, piledriving hips and urges him along, offering praise between slurps and lots of encouragement with vocal groans and gasps.

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Adult superstar Johnny Rapid and award-winning director Edward James make their NakedSword Originals debut with Happy Fuckin' Birthday Johnny Rapid, an X-rated bareback birthday bash... and you're invited! The undisputed power bottom of porn celebrates his birthday by coming out - as a top - and his sexy friends are happy to bend over and give him the best birthday presents ever. Grab your dick and get ready for the best birthday celebration of all time, and when you finally blow your load remember to scream Happy Fuckin' Birthday Johnny Rapid. Jax Thirio and Jesse Bolton sneak back to their crash pad for a quick fuck that leaves Jesse covered in their loads. New friend Apollo Fates hangs with Johnny and gets his tight ass fucked. After hearing about how tight Apollo's hole is, Jax takes an opportunity to breed his ass. The night after his big party, Johnny gets surprised with Jackson Cooper at his door leading to Jackson getting his hole pounded.

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Jake Reburn