Eat the Rich
NakedSword has pushed the boundaries of storytelling with its high production values and masterful acting. It has tackled thrillers and romcoms, so why not the world of politics? "Eat the Rich" takes a jab at corrupt politicians, rampant conservatism, and homophobia. It features a group of escorts turning the tables on hypocritical politicians by blackmailing them into making donations to compensate for their problematic politics.
Paul Wagner plays a Republican politician who meets Jayden Marcos for a session. Marcos is quick to assert dominance with the politician while also slyly setting up smart glasses to record their encounter. Soon, he's giving Wagner expert oral service, rimming him, and then takes out Wagner's award for family values and shoves it right inside Wagner's hungry hair hole.
It's another meeting of the tops as both guys go vers for each other. Watching Wagner get fucked not just with the family values award but with Marcos' impressive meat is a sight to behold. The two alternate fucking each other.
Soon Marcos takes on Wagner, whose hole hungrily devours Marcos' meat until he cums, and Marcos coats the politician's hairy hole with cum. After, he blackmails him into making a sizable donation to a gay charity to make up for his work against the community.
It turns out Marcos is a ringleader of a rag-tag group of Robin Hood-esque escorts who force their marks to make amends with donations. Their next target is Derek Kage, who plays a high-profile priest. This scene is borderline sacrilegious. Luca Zae plays the escort on the case. He has to seduce Kage, who is more than excited to get down with pretty boy Zae. Kage is wearing a lacy thong, and he gets his smooth ass eaten.
Zae reaches in and pulls out a surprise — an entire rosary — while Kage says a little prayer. Then, Kage turns the tables and Zae feasts on his meaty, uncut piece. Then he pounds Zae out. It's hot seeing Kage's smooth hole as he pounds out Zae, but soon it's time for him to get his due.
Zae puts some anal beads inside the man of the cloth and pulls them out until Kage cums and then rewards his mark with a facial. He also drops the hammer, forcing the priest to make a donation.
Miles Fallon plays the third member of the trio and is definitely not the smart one. He gets paired with billionaire and governor hopeful Johnny Donovan. Fallon arrives eager to please. Donovan is quickly on his knees, tackling Fallon's cock. He also places his extra-long tongue inside the tiny twunk.
Fallon rewards the favor by feasting on Donovan's cock and hole and even slips a finger in. Soon Donovan is plowing into the twunk with a belt around his neck. Fallon gets fucked in multiple positions, and soon Fallon cums and gets paid back with Donovan's load. Mission complete, blackmail achieved.
Paul Wagner has a secret meeting with Ryan Orion, another one of Jayden's escorts. Orion has trapped two of his clients in one room for an epic fuckfest. They push Orion down on the table and start playing with his ass. Soon he's blowing them both. Wagner is first up at bat and fucks Orion while Donovan rides his face. Wagner then fucks Donovan while he eats Orion's ass. Then they Eiffel Tower him until Wagner cums, Donovan paints Orion's face, and Orion cums all over his abs.
The final scene finds Jayden Marcos recruiting. River North is a potential member of the crew and is charged with meeting up with a huge a-list celebrity. But first, Marcos has to sample his wares. It's not long before Marcos' impressive meat is in the muscle stud's mouth. He's quick to slide right into North's south.
The two swap rim jobs, and Marcos alternates between fucking North's ass and face until he fucks a cum out of the hunk and then cums all over his balls.
Overall, this is a genius idea for a porn film. It takes the motif of gay sex workers and turns it on its head, creating a fun and sexy heist film. Marcos shines as the duplicitous leader of these happy hookers. It's also nice seeing these studs play high-powered politicians and luminaries.
Kage, ever the agent of chaos, plays an intensely sacreligious scene that still manages to be hot. There are solid performances across the board, with a franchise that has legs because one way to fight back against corrupt capitalism, conservatism attacking the adult industry and LGBTQ community is with the power of porn.
The best part is that it's not heavy-handed or preachy but just a little bit of wish fulfillment across the board. Eat the Rich is a subtle but well-sharpened jab at the culture that's really perverting politics and our nation.
Jayden Marcos has learned how to turn access into leverage.
Moving easily among influential circles, he quietly extracts millions from high-profile figures, re-distributing their money into LGBTQ+ advocacy and other socially conscious initiatives. What begins as a controlled operation built on discretion and insight could easily start to crack, drawing Jayden deeper into a web of secrecy and risk.
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