Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore

An XBIZ Awards nominee for Gay Movie of the Year, with a hilarious script from comedian and drag performer Jackie Beat, “Scared Stiff 2” is a terrific erotic comedy that doesn’t skimp on piggish (inside joke) sexual chemistry. Strong editing, production design, costuming and sound effects add to the overall effect. There’s even a catchy theme song over the closing credits.

Newlyweds Calvin Banks and Dante Colle are shown a suspiciously affordable mansion — albeit one with a bloody history. Their realtor is played by an amusingly louche Josh Moore, whose one-liners and dominating sexual mojo are top-notch. Moore is at his best with a bottom, like Banks, who can match his intensity and egg him along. Watch for their gushing, splattery cumshots (all three hunks are XBIZ nominees for Gay Performer of the Year for a reason).

Banks and Colle hire a dreamboat priest (Adam Ramzi) to perform a blessing on the house. The scene kicks off with a splattery bath of “demon semen” where both men really prove their comedic chops. They hungrily service Ramzi, bearded and handsome as a matinee idol, and happily submit to a series of piledriving fucks; all three men share an appealing, friendly chemistry.

Cade Maddox is at the peak of physical perfection — a gorgeous slab of tanned-all-over, well-hung beefcake. Taylor Reign is lean with a swimmer’s build; they make for a delectable pair of physical opposites. Maddox is a quiet, intense topman who clearly enjoys bringing his conquests to the edge; Reign’s wanton hunger is a real turn-on and his open enjoyment meshes perfectly with Maddox.

Drew Dixon and Colby Tucker play a pair of ghost hunters and self-billed “professional heterosexuals” who are undone by the spectral presence of ghostly gays. They give Banks and Colle a run for their money as the film’s scene-stealers. Dixon is celebrated for his ravenous power-bottom appetites, but here he proves himself an equally voracious topman to Tucker, who yelps and groans as Dixon butt-slams him.

Link Parker assumes the role of a sinister, masked figure who lures gardener Brock Banks into the haunted mansion for yet another sex session (again, kudos to Beat for a few uproarious one-liners). Clean-cut and muscular with a seriously kinky edge, he bottoms for Banks but dominates the entire way, encouraging and provoking his top. It’s superb sex.