3 Cheers For Satan

Burning Angel
3 Cheers For Satan

I like this feature because it’s kinda like a horror exploitation movie from the ‘70s, only with hardcore fucking sex, the story involving some young, very bangable cheerleader tramps selling their souls to the Devil/Satan — played by tattooed maniac (and 2018 XBIZ Male Performer of the Year) Small Hands — in exchange for eternal youth; with all four included sex scenes offering plenty of highly meat-beating nastiness.

We begin with a gnarly foursome involving dark-haired Jane Wilde, platinum blonde Kenzie Reeves and noir Kira Noir, all of whom get down with the very lucky prick on Small Hands. Kira is quite a fish eater, and it’s awesome seeing not only Kenzie getting seriously doggied, but all three ladies on their backs being righteously hammered missionary style in tandem.

Next, Kyle Mason ravages Kira and Kenzie, with rewindworthy moments being Kyle slamming Kenzie during doggie and cowgirl; ditto for Kira; as well as lucky-fuck Kyle stacking the ladies on top of one another and going back and forth ‘tween their twats. There’s positively loads of crazed sucking/fucking energy here.

Now, if you missed Jane Wilde’s absence in scene two, well, she’s back in scene three, doing quite a number on Tommy Pistol’s pistol. Talk about a fantastic deepthroater, i.e., Jane makes some truly inhuman (that’s good!) noises as she gags on Tommy-tool. Check out, also, how he pounds the living hell outta her during spoon and missionary, while doggie and cowgirl are everything you’d expect from a raging slut like Janey baby who likes it hard, deep and fast.

And we end with a scorcher, as Joanna Angel takes it up the ass (eventually) from Alex Legend, with each and every moment of doggie drilling a la Angel being memorable, seeing as her butt muffins are that big, round and scrumptious, while she’s also a pretty gosh-darn good dick-choker; though I’m partial to Wilde’s technique in that department here (please refer back to scene three), which is no doubt due to Ms. Angel’s redoubtable directing prowess. So there!

Yep, this feature is definitely a good pick for Halloween, seeing as it’s filled with numerous horror/supernatural elements, a few moments of humor, and tons of raging sex, with all four of our salacious sluts sperm-forming superlatively. “3 Cheers for Satan” ab-so-fucking-lutely puts the “whore” in horror!

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It's 1999, and cheerleaders Kenzie Reeves, Kira Noir, and Jane Wilde complain that they're 18 and graduating high school this year. Kenzie casually mentions that she'd sell her soul to look 18 forever and suddenly, in a puff of fire and brimstone, Principal Taylor (Small Hands) appears. But there's something off about him, and it's not just the cloud of infernal smoke . . . He's actually the DEVIL.

It's 2019 and Kyle Mason, is across town doing a photoshoot with Kira Noir and Kenzie Reeves. The girls are flaunting their tight bodies for the camera. Suddenly, half of the skin on Kenzie's face comes sliding off, falling to the floor!

Jane Wilde, Kira Noir, and Kenzie Reeves are hanging out, mulling over the fact that they have to sacrifice a virgin to keep their eternal beauty. While Jane is okay with aging and doesn't see the need to renew the contract, Kenzie and Kira have been abusing their bodies for 20 years without consequence and aren't about to give that up now.

When it's time for the SACRIFICE part, the devil hands them an ax and tells them to do the deed. But just then, Jane Wilde slips out of her restraints, yelling that Tommy Pistol ISN'T a virgin anymore.

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Walter Paisley