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Norm, the man behind the mask, however, is laughably miscast as Michael Myers. His slighter build just doesn’t convey the imposing figure that has terrified moviegoers for years. Myers is a little more intimidating when portrayed by porn cock Criss Strokes during the flick’s bed-sheet-and-glasses scene — or, maybe, it was just his dick that was scary. Regardless, he’s creepy and fucks LaBeau good and hard before nutting in her mouth.
Powers does a good job of capturing many of Carpenter’s iconic “Halloween” shots, from the aforementioned bed sheet scene to the closet hideout to the cat-and-mouse climax. His only misstep, aside from the Myers’ casting, is choosing to play it safe with the script. It would have been oodles of added fun to see Powers’ signature wit shine through.
It was on Halloween night that a young Michael Myers inexplicably slaughtered his slutty older sister (RAVEN ALEXIS). Fifteen later, he escapes a mental hospital and returns home. Spotting a scholarly looking teenager, Laurie (LILY LABEAU), the deranged psychopath Michael lusts after her and stalks her. Finding her trampy friends, Annie (ANDY SAN DIMAS) and Lynda (LEXI BELLE) engaging in carnal acts with their boyfriends on Halloween eve, just as his sister did years ago, sets Michael off. While her friends are off engaging in sex acts and getting killed, the responsible Laurie is at home babysitting. Unable to reach her friends by phone, Laurie becomes suspicious and walks across the street to Annie's darkened house and comes fact to face with Michael Myers himself.
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