Not Mash XXX

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Not Mash XXX
Will Ryder has a knack for creating solid porn parodies and “Not Mash XXX” is no exception. The screenplay captures the spirit of the series both in the plot and in the speech mannerisms of the characters. While the overall production values are great, the art direction is superb — little details like the moonshine still in the Swamp go a long way to establishing the fantasy of an explicit episode of one of America’s most beloved sitcoms.

The porn part ain’t too shabby either. Krissy Lynn is amazing in her portrayal of Hot Lips, albeit a younger, bustier, more fuckable version. While it’s a shame that she has to fuck the annoying Major Burns (because in a perfect universe assholes like him don’t ever get laid), Krissy puts those wonderful blowjob lips to good use and stays in character, cooing “Oh, Frank!” during the middle of her sex scene.

Miko Sinz was a tasty treat as the ever horny personal assistant of Herschel Savage, a campy caricature of Asian whoredom. She’s present for a lot of the dialogue, and then gives a partial blowjob scene, building up anticipation for her sex when it comes.

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From the guys who created Not the Bradys XXX, comes a porn parody based off of the most popular TV show of its era! NOT M*A*S*H XXX. Colonel Blake begs Hawkeye & Trapper to find a nurse to deflower Radar but nobody volunteers so they offer an unauthorized boob job as a reward. Majors Burns & Houlihan suspect the worst but can not prove a thing as hardcore fucking, cock-sucking & pussy eating explode at the 4077th M*A*S*H in this amazing spoof of the 1970s classic TV show.

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Scott Ross