Bridal Panty

“Here comes the bride!” the package exclaims and no doubt, she will. The silky white panty has ties on the side to fit any woman’s body while the remote-controlled, 10-function waterproof bullet vibe slips into the hidden pocket for that secret buzz that will have her saying “I do!” in no time. My bridal fantasy is that she has it on walking down the aisle with her soon-to-be spouse giving her a zing before the ring while the wedding guests have no idea what’s going on. They’ll think it’s nervous laughter and that for sure will make it the next viral video on YouTube.

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