Shocked customers and store personnel looked on as the tabloid sensation kicked off her underwear and reached for a pair of "Barely Legal" panties and began trying them on mere feet from a stack of "Britney Rears" porn movies that spoof her every move.
“I asked her to stop because we don’t allow customers to try on panties,” a store clerk said, according to reports. “But she didn’t stop. I first thought she was coming in to buy the Britney movie.”
“You can’t ask for better timing than this. Maybe Britney Spears was sucking on a Britney Pop,” said the movie’s co-producer Scott David of X-Play.
"Britney Rears" director Will Ryder laughed when told the news, saying, “This was all part of our plan. I love Britney Spears for every stupid thing she does especially stuff like this because it makes Britney Rears a sales sensation every time.”
The official "Britney Rears 4: Britney Goes Gonzo" DVD release party is taking place Saturday at the Knitting Factory in Hollywood, Calif., during the big "Brady Bunch XXX" and "Spunk’d The Movie" bash.
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