LOS ANGELES — Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop brand has issued a 2023 Valentine’s Day Gift Guide offering several vibrators, including Womanizer’s Golden Moments Collection and the discreet Vesper necklace vibe.
“What’s great about a Goop gift guide,” wrote Variety’s Anna Tingley, “is that the list itself is as much a gift as the extravagant, over-the-top offerings that Gwyneth Paltrow and her team curate every year.”
Key to the brand’s always self-aware luxe offerings, Tingley noted, are “the imaginative conversations each of these Goopland creations elicit.”
Goop touts Womanizer’s Golden Moments Collection for including both the Womanizer Premium — a Goop bestseller — and the wearable couples vibrator, We-Vibe Chorus.
“To play with the Womanizer Premium,” the guide explains to the Gooperatti, “place the stimulator head over the clitoris (the vibrator will only start if it’s touching skin), and it uses pulses of air to create a sucking sensation. You can customize the intensity with twelve power levels: Do you prefer it gentle or earth-shaking?”
The guide also invites readers to try the We-Vibe Chorus, which has two distinct heads. “You slide the smaller one into the vagina so that the larger one rests against the vulva and clitoris,” it instructs. “To control Chorus’s vibrations, you can press the controls on the larger head or squeeze the accompanying remote control, which reacts to your hand’s pressure to build intensity. Or hand that remote to your partner and let them take a turn at pressing your buttons.”
Crave’s Vesper necklace, Variety reports, is a “sleek bullet-shaped pendant made out of stainless steel and finished in 24-karat gold, and has four speeds and two modes so you can transition from a night out to a night in with zero fuss.”
“It doesn’t get more Goop than that,” the article concludes.
To check out the 2023 Valentine’s Day Gift Guide, visit Goop.com.
