Mr. Skin, Mr. Man Celebrate '2021 Summer Skin-lympics'

Mr. Skin, Mr. Man Celebrate '2021 Summer Skin-lympics'

CHICAGO — Mr. Skin and Mr. Man are each celebrating the Summer Olympics by awarding medals to the "hottest stars" from various countries.

“Angelina Jolie represents the United States for her numerous nude scenes — most notably for her eye-popping performance in ‘Gia.’ Milla Jovovich grabs the Gold on behalf of Ukraine, Salma Hayek is a Golden goddess for Mexico and legendary ‘Emmanuelle’ actress Sylvia Kristel is tops, representing the Netherlands,” a rep said.

Other winners are South Africa’s Charlize Theron, Spain’s Penélope Cruz, Sweden’s Uschi Digard and Japan’s Rinko Kikuchi.

Closing out Mr. Skin's list, "Helen Mirren (Great Britain) still makes our hearts flutter from 1969’s racy 'Age of Consent,' Nastassja Kinski (Germany) got sexy in 'Stay as You Are,' Eva Green (France) won raves for 'The Dreamers,' Pamela Anderson (Canada) — ‘nuff said — Morena Baccarin (Brazil) stole hearts in 'Death in Love' and Nicole Kidman (Australia) is forever in our hearts for 'Eyes Wide Shut,'" the rep noted.

Meanwhile, Mr. Man has ranked the top male celebrities.

The list from Mr. Man ranks male stars grouped by Gold, Silver and Bronze medals. "With 45 perfect male specimens representing 15 countries, only the best of the best can claim victory in the 'Man-lympics' competition," explained the rep.

“Jake Gyllenhaal is the U.S. fan-favorite, most notably for his rock-hard work in ‘Brokeback Mountain,’ while Daniel Bruhl is Spain’s sexiest onscreen export; Ewan McGregor is pure Gold for Scotland and Joel Kinnaman is a tasty Swedish treat, thanks to his undeniable body of work in ‘Altered Carbon,’” the rep shared.

Other gold medalists are Antony Starr from New Zealand ("thanks to his bare bottom in 'The Boys'"), Michiel Huisman from the Netherlands and Gael García Bernal from Mexico.

Elsewhere on the list, "Colin Farrell has the luck of the Irish in winning the Gold, Tom Hardy is working hard for Great Britain, Michael Fassbender (Germany) isn’t called ‘Ass Bender’ for nothing — no 'Shame' here — and Gerard Depardieu is a French treasure (catch his work in 'The Last Woman')."

Closing out the list are "Great Dane" and "full-frontal delight" Mads Mikkelson for Denmark, Ryan Reynolds for Canada and Australian Hugh Jackman "for his many 'ass-tastic' roles for Marvel."

Visit MrSkin.com and MrMan.com for additional details, including photos and links.

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