Mr. Man Charts Celebrity Penis Sizes

Mr. Man Charts Celebrity Penis Sizes

CHICAGO — Mr. Man, the self-described “No. 1 Authority on Male Celebrity Nudity,” has released a new chart detailing which celebrities have the biggest and smallest penises.

The No. 1 position goes to Ben Affleck, and is followed up by Michael Fassbender, whose penis became popular after its appearance in the 2011 drama "Shame."  Third place belongs to Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, who starred in HBO’s "Watchmen."

The remaining Top 10 of biggest bulges was populated by Liam Neesom, Ewan McGregor, Omar Epps, Viggo Mortensen, Antonio Banderas, Colin Farrell and Justin Theroux. Entering the 11 through 20 spots, we find celebrities such as Robert De Niro, Harvey Keitel, Alexander Skarsgård, Daniel Craig and Richard Gere.

The category of ‘More of a 'Grow-er' than a 'Show-er'' found placement for Tom Hardy, Tom Cruise, Jude Law, Leonardo DiCaprio and Terrence Howard.

The full Top 20 list can be found here.

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